rubycosmos:

marielikestodraw:

Samuel L Jackson decided that red and green lightsabers were a stupidass decision. \o/

He said it, he said the thing.

(via jacknall)

bogleech:

Immortal time traveling wizard who, every time he has to shit, travels back to the same moment in some abusive, sexist, skeevy comic book fan’s house to use his comics or toys as toilet paper so from the geek’s perspective a hundred identical wizards just pop in one day and deface every last earthly thing he values with their shitty asses.

And then the wizard looks through reddit for another worthy target

(via jacknall)

gailsimone:

theimancameron:

optimysticals:

tehnakki:

lady-banner:

hoenn:

STORM #1
MARVEL COMICS
(W) Greg Pak (A/CA) Victor Ibanez
CLASSIFIED

(from July Marvel Solicits)

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

PAGING orangeyouellis

ALSO AAAH

WHAT??? WHAT WHAT WHAT???!!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have wanted this my whole life!

Storm!!!!! Ororoe finally gets her due!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONFETTI, ALL THE CONFETTI ACROSS TIME AND SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!! 


Wait wait wait.

WHAT?

DDON’T YOU DARE PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS

You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

(via hexgoddess)

I love these new "type these words into your tags box and post the first tag that automatically pops up" thingies, so fun. Let’s do another one:

  • can’t
  • don’t
  • first
  • help
  • please
  • one
  • my
  • will
  • stop
  • get
  • honestly
  • I’m

(via magnacarterholygrail)

artsydove:

Also Here
Here if you’re new.
—-
That doesn’t sound pleasant.

artsydove:

Also Here

Here if you’re new.

—-

That doesn’t sound pleasant.

overnight-shipping:

itsmissley:

dirkfromstatefarm:

mileaux:

callium:

COME HERE TUMBLR USERS LET ME SHOW YOU A THING
ARTISTS, WRITERS, AND LEFTIES ALIKE HAVE EXPERIENCED THIS THING COUNTLESS TIMES
ITS FREAKING ANNOYING AND CAN SMUDGE UP YOUR ART OR WRITING
BUT LOOK AT THIS THING

YES, THATS RIGHT
NO MORE CUTTING UP GLOVES OR TRYING TO KEEP YOUR HAND AT AN AWKWARD ANGLE TO AVOID SMUDGING
AND YOU KNOW WHAT’S EVEN BETTER?????

THEY HAVE IT FOR BOTH FINGERS TOO NOW SO YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE PINKIE OR YOUR RING FINGER
IT EVEN COMES IN MULTIPLE COLORS


AND THE BEST PART?!?!
IT WORKS FOR STOPPING FRICTION ON YOUR TABLET AND MAKES THE SCREEN NOT PICK UP THE PRESSURE OF YOUR HAND (there are example videos on the site)
YOU CAN FIND IT HERE

OH MY GOD I NEEEEEEEED

I have a mighty need

WHERE HAS THIS BEEN MY WHOLE GOD DAMN LIFE?! I AM A LEFT HANDED ARTIST AND DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY WRITINGS AND ART I HAVE FUCKING RUINED FROM BEING LEFT HANDED AND SMUDGING!?! I AM SO BUYING THIS WHEN THEY REOPEN,


I do have to ask the question of if youre left handed why don’t you start your drawing on the right side of the page

overnight-shipping:

itsmissley:

dirkfromstatefarm:

mileaux:

callium:

COME HERE TUMBLR USERS LET ME SHOW YOU A THING

ARTISTS, WRITERS, AND LEFTIES ALIKE HAVE EXPERIENCED THIS THING COUNTLESS TIMES

ITS FREAKING ANNOYING AND CAN SMUDGE UP YOUR ART OR WRITING

BUT LOOK AT THIS THING

YES, THATS RIGHT

NO MORE CUTTING UP GLOVES OR TRYING TO KEEP YOUR HAND AT AN AWKWARD ANGLE TO AVOID SMUDGING

AND YOU KNOW WHAT’S EVEN BETTER?????

THEY HAVE IT FOR BOTH FINGERS TOO NOW SO YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE PINKIE OR YOUR RING FINGER

IT EVEN COMES IN MULTIPLE COLORS

AND THE BEST PART?!?!

IT WORKS FOR STOPPING FRICTION ON YOUR TABLET AND MAKES THE SCREEN NOT PICK UP THE PRESSURE OF YOUR HAND (there are example videos on the site)

YOU CAN FIND IT HERE

OH MY GOD I NEEEEEEEED

I have a mighty need

WHERE HAS THIS BEEN MY WHOLE GOD DAMN LIFE?! I AM A LEFT HANDED ARTIST AND DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY WRITINGS AND ART I HAVE FUCKING RUINED FROM BEING LEFT HANDED AND SMUDGING!?! I AM SO BUYING THIS WHEN THEY REOPEN,

I do have to ask the question of if youre left handed why don’t you start your drawing on the right side of the page

(via hexgoddess)

I accidentally kicked the doorframe coming down the hallway with my 3 smallest toes

still hurts

i hope i didnt break the damn things

hexgoddess:

aj-falls-in-love:

pinkadillydoo:

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what if shinies were considered bad in the wild since it meant they will get killed easier, which would explain why there are so hard to find…

WHO GAVE YOU THE FUCKING RIGHT

STOP MAKING ME CRY FROM POKEMON FEELS

Album Art

pearljammin:

on this episode of “how uncomfortable can arin make dan feel in less than a minute” (x)

(via jacknall)

Titlewe got the jumping shoes. i will now fellate you.
artsydove:

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain
This accidentally became a magical girl style dress
I don’t think I’m sorry.

artsydove:

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain

This accidentally became a magical girl style dress

I don’t think I’m sorry.

(via missjett)

epic-vines:

Prince be like…
Vine by: Reggie COUZ

(via strugglingtobeheard)

horticulturalcephalopod:

bullshitcockroach:

horticulturalcephalopod:

bullshitcockroach:

horticulturalcephalopod:

ugh australia is home to like so many creepy birds 

hunts u down on the back of a cassowary

I JUST GOOGLED THIS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

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is it like an australian turkey??? can you eat it?? why does its beak open so wide??? ITS NECK SKIN IS SO GROSS???

theyre like 6ft tall you dont eat them you run from them in terror

WHAT THE FUCK AUSTRALIA

(via jacknall)

artsydove:

Also Here
Here if you’re new.
—-
That doesn’t sound pleasant.

artsydove:

Also Here

Here if you’re new.

—-

That doesn’t sound pleasant.

(via princexneeshydoomcuddles)