I am too black and pretty for this shit

Stick to neutral pronouns.


You might want to back away now while you can

jimmymm-ilustra:

´cause PoC Harry is my favorite Harry…

I think one of the best feelings in the world is when someone remembers something you said. Whether it was something from yesterday, a week ago, a month ago.. It’s just like, “Wow, you actually listen to me.”

(Source: now-this-is-living)

pervocracy:

Look at Fifty Shades Of Grey's knot.

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Now look at my knot.

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Now back at FSoG.  Now back at me.

This is the knot your knot could look like if you bothered to ask actual BDSM players, or hell, even their YouTube channels, before making a movie supposedly about BDSM.  I’m not a rope top and I did that one-handed.

I’m on a horse.

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The thing where they justify abuse by saying “it’s BDSM, of course it’s sick and wrong” is still a bigger problem though.

freeshooterxig:

notsolightanymore:

departuresmaster:

vexenchillingworth:

tewr-monkeyofmetal:

freeshooterxig:

#cells #wonder what they used those for hmmmmmmmmmmm #vexen and xehanort be experimenting

friendly reminder that each of those generator cells contains a human Heart. Where do you think those Hearts came from?
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Well there’s an extra layer of creepiness thrown in….

[You wanna know where those came from? In the Ansem Reports from KH1, subjects were kidnapped off the streets and had the Darkness extracted from them while they were still alive. Then the Heartless were made synthetically.The rest is history.]

((And thus the prison cells were made to throw them in for later testing. After all, couldn’t throw those people back out on the street. They’d squeal.

#(( ‘KINGDOM HEARTS IS A CHILD FRIENDLY GAME MADE FOR KIDS’ ))

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snappygrey:

The house hasn’t quite been the same.

are you me

Last time I checked I wasn’t a dragon unfortunately so :\

The worst part is the series isn’t even a good one. I was just marathoning it in the background and then got invested!

All you need to know about me is when I thought a series I liked had an unsatisfactory cliffhanger ending I threw a tantrum in the privacy of my own room before finding out there were 2 more seasons and then never picked up the series again

noobling:

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: 

me: 

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inigoh:

Man, ghost pokemon are a riot.

skyliting:

thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

I don’t know what is involved in the curse of Luigi but I have had more than enough bad luck lately.

lokiarmygeneral:

A headache so strong you can sense Lord Voldemort.

666hunnabruh:

clickingnoises:

tubesock:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

2titty:

sucking dick is effortless when you’re high. like breathing almost.

don’t sell my girl no weed bruh

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Fuck I didn’t expect that shit

Lmaooooo crying

ro-s-a-spark-s:

Oh hai.

You guise, The Rock has never been a confirmed Republican. As The Rock, he was under contract to do all kinds of stuff, which included WWE speaking engagements and WWE is a cesspool of disgusting Conservative BS; oh hi Linda McMahon, guess even you couldn’t buy the CT senate seat; and their ‘campaign’ was for Get Out The Vote. What better way mobilize mouth breathing assholes to vote for George Bush or whomever the fuck then having a Samoan/African American wrestler show up on your ‘side’?

But bro denounced that shit once he got away from that mess and is now rich as fuck without them AND speaks eloquently about same sex marriage and feminism with regards to raising his daughter.

He has never stated his ACTUAL political leanings and I think what is most interesting is that the contracts for WWE are so fucked, The Rock was never Dwayne Johnson EVER and he had to do all that other shit without question. Sure, we know he signed up for it and he was a damn good wrestler and demigod, but he had to stand in a room full of gross, old, white doods and tell their ‘young people’ how awesome America is, when we all know it was not awesome to his dad or him, for QUITE some time.

It makes my skin crawl.

I am a major fan of The Rock, y’all know that, and I would never defend him if he was an outright conservative pig, but he isn’t, and there’s way more to his story than you think.

Oh and Hercules is ridiculous. But eat some pot brownies and go see it. It’s a comedic masterpiece then. And the action is truly amazing, if you care for that.