I am too black and pretty for this shit

Stick to neutral pronouns.


You might want to back away now while you can

nymphamortem:

Rapunzel has been starring so many movies since her first one.

I bet she asked Lindsay Lohan for tips to play Frozen.

childofthecandycorn:

"Muggleborns in Hogwarts starting a film club and introducing Purebloods to any number of Teen romantic comedies"

No.

What Muggleborns should do is start a film club and make Purebloods watch something that will scare the shit out of them. Make them watch Alien. Silence of the Lambs. Final Destination. Saw.

Show a them marathon of the best of Muggle horror and watch their eyes widen and faces go pale as they realize just how fucked up Muggles are.

abel-teswave:

the Gayest Possible Boostle Handshake, commissioned by 142kmph and pricingham!

thank you both for being so patient, omg!!

commissions are open, and check out my Redbubble!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thebigblackwolfe:

roidyraw:

As soon as I learned Nicki Minaj voiced Sugilite, I had to

I’m not gonna stop reblogging this.

True story: this came up just now while I’m hanging out with L prompting the question:

"DID YOU SERIOUSLY MEMORIZE THIS DANCE"

commit-seppuku-konoyaro:

fabflyingfox:

johntgonzales:

crocketingsolly:

johntgonzales:

trying to turn my lil bro into a furry. any tips?

"I can help"

image

this means something. right?

[LOUD ANGRY YELLING]

this fucking fandom has the most painful jokes ever

That post “never get involved with someone whose family treats you bad”

bothers the fuck out of me

Abusive family members tend not to like their children’s relationship partners because said partner potentially get the person away from the control of the abuser.

So they treat you bad.

However not everyone can easily cut ties with abusive family members

So.. idk.

I think it’s more about how the other person views how you were treated. 

It’s not even about them checking their family. Because again, this isn’t feasable for everyone.

But

…yeah

  • white people: this is SO spicy
  • me: it's water
  • slutdust:

    I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

    They said “Thank you.”

    I said “Don’t mention it.”

    qtkin:

    reposting so that folks get the fuckin hint

    (Source: twistedkate)

    ratpoet:

     when you say “nonbinary identities don’t exist BECAUSE SCIENCE”

    all you’re telling me is that you don’t know what science is

    science is a systematic attempt to describe the world. science does not define the world

    if you were to go up to a scientist and say “there are things that exist in the word that science does has not yet adequately described, or described at all” 

    the scientist would be like “yeah i know, that’s why i still have a job”

    my fingers hurt because they decided to freak out and get all twitchy on me the bastards

    norisus:

    I’ve wanted to do an anime redraw for sometime now ; u ;

    oppossum-fried-rice:

    That Once Crazy Kid In Class.

    bruh…

    (Source: changsubhuman)

    sosuperawesome:

    minnebites in Minneapolis, US